...from the slog...at the end of an article...made me laugh out loud...

Oh, and ALSO, speaking of everything I'm speaking of, there is a gentleman at the table next to me who is typing on a typewriter right now. The typewriter is made of metal. He brought the typewriter to the coffee shop. He carried the metal typewriter to the coffee shop and is typing on it in the coffee shop for all of our eyes and ears to behold. Not that I don't think a typewriter is charming, but CLACK. CLACK CLACK CLACK. CLACK CLACK CLACKETY CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK. CLACK. CLACK CLACK. CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK. CLACK. CLACK. CLACK CLACK. CLACK CLACK CLACK. CLACK. CLACK CLACK. CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK DING! DING DING! DING DING DING! I HAVE NO COMMENT OTHER THAN CLAAAAAAAAACK!!!